Friday, March 12, 2010

For the Love of Pizza


Before I dive into this post, I must first extend my most sincere gratitude to my beautiful friends who accompanied me on this semi-neurotic quest to find the finest pizza(s) in New York City.  I love you dearly, and couldn't be more thankful (and aware) that you not only shared your own recommendations, but accompanied me on some rather lengthy journeys way-off-the-beaten path, endured my obsessive ramblings about my findings, and subjected yourselves to copious amounts of frequently-frowned-upon carbs.

I also apologize if I caused any of you anxiety.  One of my dearest friends, Pete, for example, emphatically insisted that a very well-known pizzeria around the corner from his apartment in Spanish Harlem was home of what surely would be my favorite pie.  The night that I called to take him up on his claim, he suddenly paused...

"Ummm, Brad... can I call them first to see how the oven is working today, because... uhhh... if for some reason you don't enjoy this pizza... umm, do you think it will have a negative impact on our friendship?"

I laughed, "Oh Pete... of course not... I mean, I highly doubt it..."  Coincidentally, it was not one of my favorites, and we haven't spoken since. I'm only kidding... kind of...

Seriously, though... to Pete and everyone else who helped with this project: I couldn't have done it, and certainly wouldn't have enjoyed it even half as much, had I been flying solo.  Thank you...

I sampled pizza from literally seventy-two New York City pizzerias before attempting to write about the best of the best.  That's barely even a dent in the total cornucopia of options.  One website I referenced lists over 952 eateries offering pizza in just Manhattan and Brooklyn alone!

How do I even approach such an overwhelming topic, anyway?  There's no prescribed criteria for something so undeniably subjective.  More importantly, why do I (or the countless who have tackled this subject before me) even care?

Pizza played an integral role in my upbringing.  Sound dramatic?  It's true.  And I'd venture to say that most of my friends would resonate a similar sentiment.  Whether memories from pizza parties (often paired with roller skating), those eagerly anticipated pizza days in the school cafeteria (ah, the rectangular slice), late night delivery to the college dorm (it still freaks me out that the garlic dipping sauce glows vibrant green under a black light), or simply favorite familiar pizza joints with family and friends, it's a little profound what a significant recurring role a disk of dough, some sauce, and a sprinkling of cheese plays in so many lives.

Some of my dearest pizza memories from growing up in Indianapolis stem from the Paramount Music Palace, just down the street from our family church.  It was there you could enjoy pizza and a pitcher of Coke at long communal tables while watching an organist play audience requests on the Mighty Wurlitzer organ that boasted 3,000 organ pipes and percussions.  When the organist piped the theme from Star Wars, a giant disco ball sent a constellation of stars whirling around the enormous gymnasium-like pizzeria.  Hardly even concerned with the food, I would sit for hours playing my own imaginary keyboard on the table in front of me, while my kid brother spit gumballs from his bubble gum ice cream cone (there was an ice cream parlor adjacent to the dining hall) into a slobbery gray mass in his napkin, which he usually only ended up gagging on after what seemed like hours of separating the chaff from the wheat.  I was nearly devastated when the doors closed in 1995.

Another favorite pizza hangout was Showbiz Pizza Place, most locations of which have now become Chuck E. Cheese.  Unlike my schoolmates, I showed little or no interest in the arcade games or skee ball.  Instead, I preferred to sit forever in the back dining room hypnotized by the Rock-afire Explosion, an animatronic robot band (developed by a company in Orlando that also developed many of the robots for Disney World) that performed on three stages while you ate your pizza.  For a kid who loved music but had little access to live theater, there was very little more exciting for me than a warbling Gorilla named Fats Geronimo, Dook LaRue (a drumming dog in a spacesuit), and Mitzi Mozzarella (a cheerleader mouse with pompoms where her paws should have been).

Check out this borderline disturbing video of the Rock-afire Explosion's rendition of Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie".


In retrospect, I can now understand why my father never really shared my enthusiasm for Showbiz.  Back then, however, I could hardly fathom why we weren't there every single night.

As I began to reflect on my favorite pizza memories for the purpose of this post, however, I nearly immediately noticed one slightly alarming common thread.  While I can vividly recall details about the decor, crowds, and specific anecdotes from each restaurant, I cannot for the life of me remember a single thing we ate in these places.  For me, that's extremely unusual.

I needed to call my mom.

She somehow remembered the name of her favorite Music Palace organist.  Apparently there had been a few in rotation different nights of the week, though all I can really remember from my perspective is a giant toosh bouncing up and down from the bench, while his legs pumped numerous pedals to manipulate the various tricks and sound effects.

Mom reminded me of the pizzeria that had an electric train set built into the wall that delivered the soft drinks directly to your table via choo-choo.  She also quite fondly remembered the parties I threw during high school, where my friends would come over, and we'd each bake our own homemade pizzas in teams (yes, my high school parties were inarguably G-rated).

After chatting our way down memory lane for a few minutes, I finally asked her, "but for the life of me, Mom, why can't I remember even the slightest detail about the actual menus at some of these pizza joints?"

After a pregnant pause, she emitted a few short, disgusted snickers.

"Because, baby, you've repressed the traumatic part of your memories.  A lot of that pizza was AWWW-ful... soggy, limp cardboard with hardly any flavor whatsoever."

Immediately, the movie screen in my mind's eye expanded a few inches to the periphery just beyond the sweet recollections I had replayed so many times.  While I had been glued to the animatronic robot show as though we were attending opening night of a hit Broadway musical, my parents sat in the background clawing their eyes out while nervously chewing Maalox tablets.

Okay, so I wasn't exactly a foodie at the age of ten.

While we, as a family, tried some great and not-so-great pies during my formative years, my parents knew then that tradition and the entire experience are just as important, if not sometimes even more important, than the actual toppings themselves.

Embarking on my quest for the best pizza in New York City, my current home and land of some of America's most diversified and renowned pizza ovens, I also had to acknowledge that a lot more is at play in determining great pizzerias than merely the ingredients.

As I shared my experience with many different friends and dining partners, each encounter led to new recommendations, conversations with servers and owners, and countless pizza blogs and websites (you can literally devote hours upon hours reading these, and clicking links, and mindlessly meandering through cyber-pizzerias).  While my wallet and rump can't quite handle sampling each and every pizza in the city, I believe I got a rather decent cross-section of some of the better offerings.

Although my conclusions may not 100% echo the sentiment of everyone, I at least want to share the favorites from my journey.  For the sake of comparison, I tried a classic margherita pie at most locations (crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and basil).  Though toppings both traditional and exotic frequently tempted me, they were an inconsistent variable in the endeavor of comparison.  On the occasions I did try some fun variations, I attempted to try the margherita, as well, for the true purpose of my pizza sojourn.

Don't get me wrong.  I love toppings... especially unique ones.  But ultimately, if a pie can't hold its own without the mask of toppings, then it isn't a good pie to begin with.  I hope you will enjoy reading about some of my favorites, as well as a few of the photos I captured on my journey.

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Lombardi's
Corner of Spring and Mott streets in Manhattan


You almost have to include Lombardi's in any list.  Even if it doesn't make your top five pizzas (though it did mine), it's considered by many to be the birthplace of New York Pizza.  Italian immigrant Gennaro Lombardi first opened his grocery store in 1897, but soon began making pizzas, which he sold to local workers.  In 1905, he received a mercantile license for Lombardi's, making it the very first pizzeria in America.  Though Naples is the birthplace of pizza, Lombardi's is officially the birthplace of American pizza, and the quintessential New York pie.  For the fanatics of Patsy's, Totonno's, or John's Pizzeria on Bleecker, these New York pizza dynasties were originated by employees or family members of Lombardi's who branched out on their own.  It could then be argued that if there had never been Lombardi's, neither would its descendants have been born.


At Lombardi's the balance of sauce and mozzarella found a sublime ratio.  Below is the extra mozzarella pie, because hey, I love bubbly, cheesy deliciousness, and I like it to cover my whole pie (not just little polka dots of it in a sea of tomato).  The only somewhat lackluster element of the pie was the crust.  Though very thin, it was a little more dense and certainly chewier than I prefer, but still leagues above most of its competitors.  Just not my personal favorite crust.


We also tried Lombardi's famous clam pizza, a white pie topped with hand-shucked clams, oregano, fresh garlic, parsley, olive oil, and peccorino romano.  I preferred the crust on this pie to the margherita, as it was crispier and flakier.   This circle of seafood is meant to be devoured quickly.  The thin crust doesn't exactly hold heat very long, and the tenderness of the clams is compromised the longer they sit... But we really enjoyed the first few pieces.


Make sure you take a walk back to the kitchen and witness the pizzas being juggled in and out of the coal-powered brick oven.  Wether or not you agree this is one of the tastiest pies in the city, there's something to be said for the history of a pizzeria that has been packed for over 100 years.  Lombardi's found a winning combination over a century ago, and you can feel and taste it in every bite.



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Di Fara Pizza
1424 Avenue J, Brooklyn




Talk about a controversial pizza!  At $5 a slice versus $25 for an entire pie of 8 slices (averaging about $3.13 a slice) it's more than 37% savings to get the whole pie.  Oh, and you might have to wait an hour or more for just a single slice?  The only person in the whole place making pizza or even really touching the ingredients is a 73 year old man?  And did I mention that it's buried deep in Brooklyn, so significant travel time should be allowed from almost anywhere else in New York City?

Call me a glutton for punishment, but when I read entry after entry of people either loving or loathing this hidden (though no longer secret) gem, I simply had to hop on a train and see for myself.  Door-to-door it was going to take almost an hour and a half to travel, and then there would be the lines...


Originally from Provincia di Caserta in Italy, Domenico "Dom" DeMarco has been running his humble pizzeria on Avenue J in Brooklyn since 1964, and running it solo ever since he bought his partner out in the late 70s (the name, Di Fara, is still a blend of the names DeMarco and Farino, the latter his former partner).  There is no staff to speak of, and certainly no one else makes the pizzas except for Dom himself.  No more than two pies are ever really in the oven at once, which means on a day that the lines extend to agonizing lengths, you could end up waiting a long time for one of these coveted pies.

Despite the strong opinions voiced on so many blogs (people love to hate almost more than they love to love), I really had my own unique experience; and I feel it's important to share what struck me the most about my visit.


I love a New York pizza and a New York story.  At Di Fara, you get both.  This gingerly gentleman who shuffles around in flour-dusted shoes has been here every single day that this pizzeria has been open for almost fifty years.  If Dom is out for any reason, the store is closed (yes, of course I called before making the trek yesterday).  Though initially open 7 days a week, he has gradually cut back to opening Wednesdays through Sundays only.

Hayley and I arrived around 1:30 on a Wednesday to not much of a line at all, though the very second our order was written down, the door filled with hungry customers.  While we awaited our pie, we devoured one of the square slices as an appetizer.  Though I am a round pie kinda guy, this square was delicious.  You can immediately taste the pancetta and prosciutto simmered with the sauce (distinctly different from the round pie sauce).   After the long ride out, we needed something to satiate us pre-pie.


After I acquired permission to snap some photos, Dom came over and shook my hand.  This, I tell you, made the trip.  His flour-covered hands were both calloused and tender, and as we connected for a second, he smiled.  In that simple kind gesture of a smile and a shake, I saw a man who had become an expert at his art, proud of his achievements, yet void of any arrogance or snobbery.  Dom smiled again, and then retreated to pull my pizza from the oven, the mozzarella di bufala and fior di latte still bubbling.

To my surprise, he placed the pie directly on the counter in front of me to add the finishing touches of scissor-cut fresh basil and grated Gran Padano (a relative of Parmigiano Reggiano, aged sometimes for up to two years, giving it a strong, almost truffle-like earthiness, and a very distinct flavor in Dom's pies).


The cashier standing nearby was grinning from ear-to-ear, and so I asked asked her how long she'd been working with Dom.

She giggled, and whispered "he's my dad."

Some days, you find Dom in the shop by himself, performing virtually every role.  If he ever has assistance, it's one of his children.  Is the pie worth the price, the trip, and the potential wait?  Absolutely, 100%.  You can import fresh ingredients anywhere, but there is no substitute for when you can actually taste the love.


DiFara Pizza on Urbanspoon

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Motorino East Village
349 E. 12th St., New York



When I first heard from a friend that Anthony Mangieri had decided to sell Una Pizza Napoletana, I was actually physically saddened.  It was in his small East Village Pizzeria that I had first experienced, not just tasted, a true Neapolitan pizza.  An authentic Neapolitan pizza awarded the designation, VPN (vera pizza Napoletana) by the official association in Naples, guarantees the use of: 1) a wood-fired dome oven operating at around 800ºF, 2) only fresh unprocessed ingredients, including type 00 flour, San Marzano tomatoes, all natural fior di latte or bufala mozzarella, fresh basil, salt, and yeast, and 3) proper technique involving kneading and shaping by hand, and a cooking time of no more than 90 seconds.


Una Pizza Napoletana was only open 4 days a week, from 5:00 pm until the dough ran out, and offered only 4 pie varieties with no substitutions allowed.  They had fresh ingredients flown in from the volcanic ash fields south of Mt. Vesuvias.  Though you might wait forever only to find they ran out of dough, and spend a pretty penny if you were lucky enough to get a pie, the pizza was genuinely spectacular.


I nearly did cartwheels when I learned that Mathieu Palombino (chef and co-owner of Motorino in Brooklyn) would be opening a second Motorino where Una Pizza Napoletana once stood.  When I paid my first visit upon its reopening, I was a little apprehensive.  The former pizzeria had become my favorite, and its owner and pizzaiolo (male pizza chef) had been harsh, bold, but confident in his no-bull neapolitan pie.

As soon as I tasted the new menu, I knew that Motorino had most definitely delivered, even if notably different from UPN.  While still offering classic neapolitan pies, unlike UPN, Motorino also offers a few other varieties, as well as antipasti.


I had trusted this particularly personal patronage to share with one of my dearest friends and restaurant enthusiasts, Peter.  After the first bite, he and I both concurred that the octopus was some of the most tender we had ever tasted.  Paired with potatoes, and tossed in chili oil with parsley leaves and fresh lemon, the flavors literally gave me goosebumps.  This dish was divine, simple, and utterly perfect.


We were excited to try the fire-roasted mortadella with cherry tomatoes, olives, basil, and pecorino.  Pete was particularly eager for this dish, as he shared with me that imported mortadella had actually been banned in the United States for over three decades, simply because of an outbreak of African swine flu in Italy in 1967.  So while the processed American version called bologna had become popular, authentic Italian mortadella had only recently been allowed again in the U.S.  Boy, did we ever taste the difference.  This sausage most certainly should be banned, because it was unbelievably delectable.  Salty, lean, and tender.  Again, fresh, simple Italian ingredients working harmoniously.


My palms were sweating as the server delivered the margherita pie.  How on earth would it ever compare to its heavenly predecessor?  As you can probably deduce from its placement on my list of favorites, it was an extremely, extremely close approximation of that first Neapolitan pie with which I initially fell in lust.

For fanatics of Una Pizza Napoletana who claim that some of the magic is lost, I would draw comparison with a first replacement cast for a Broadway show.  Many in the audience will be disappointed that they aren't witnessing the original cast who created the roles.  But as you often find over the run of a show, sometimes down the line a replacement may shine in ways the original never had, bringing previously untapped nuances to the role.  After all, Anthony Mangieri's pizzeria was not from Naples, but rather an American tribute to it, ultimately.  So while it's alright to miss his mastery, I do believe it is alright to encourage new master pizzaioli to showcase their own unique approach.

The main difference between the UPN and Motorino pie, which I have read criticized in a few reviews, is that the dough is a hint soggier.  A neapolitan pie is a bit wet by definition, for sure.  Any pizza that only bakes 90 seconds is certain to retain some liquid, though those sweetened waters blend for beautiful flavors.

If I could recommend one change to Motorino, it would be that they serve the pie uncut.  UPN served a whole, unpenetrated pie, accompanied by a steak knife.  That way, as you tore and cut into the pie with whatever technique you fancy, the sauce and juices gradually spilled onto the plate, allowing you to sop them up with the end crust (which is not burnt, but merely holds browned pockets of intense flavor resulting from the dough's final sigh upon hitting the hot brick oven).  Because Motorino slices their pies, a portion of those liquids are soaked up through the crust before you are ever allowed to experiment with the initial crispness on your own.  Nonetheless, it is an extremely satisfying, inebriating pie.


Pete sampled the stracciatella, created from torn pieces of especially creamy mozzarella, with olive oil, fresh basil, and sea salt.  It was a cheese-lovers dream pie, though I prefer the duet when the smooth and buttery cheese sings with the tangy and sweet San Marzano tomatoes.

Motorino also offers intriguing variations such as the brussels sprout with pancetta, mozzarella, garlic, and pecorino.  But when it comes to dolci (dessert), they have a single offering, and you can't leave without trying it.  Hands down, the best tiramisu in which Pete or I have ever indulged.  Espresso-kissed (not soaked, like some imitators) fluffy ladyfingers sandwiching layers of lightly sweetened mascarpone, with a dusting of cocoa and a sprig of mint. Wow. Wow. And wow.



Though a pie in and of itself is more than satisfying meal, Motorino offers one of the best all-around selections with some killer additions, as well as an incredible pie.  A classic is a classic.  Motorino would be difficult to beat...

Motorino on Urbanspoon

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Keste´ Pizza & Vino
271 Bleecker Street, New York


As people curiously circumvented the mass gathering on one side of Bleecker street, I heard some entertaining assertions whispered by the passersby.  "Oh, it must be a field trip or one of those group bus tours... annoying..."  "I don't care how good anything is; you won't catch me dead waiting in a line like that for anything."  "Are they protesting something?" "Yeh, it definitely looks like a church group."

I was a part of that mass huddled on the street about which they were hypothesizing.  No, none of us knew more than one or two others in the group.  We weren't protesting anything.  The only common religion here was a cult-following for the art of pizza making.  And if you aren't steadfast enough to wait, well, then... your loss, and less of a wait time for the rest of us.

Just across the street, another line was forming in front of John's Pizzeria.  It felt like a football game, with opposing sides staring down the fans of the challenging team.  New York pizza versus Old World pie.  I almost think half the reason people waited on either side was because to simply retreat and dine at a nearby restaurant with available seating would be like turning your back on your favorite college team.  It definitely made me laugh (to the point that I am sure some people asked who the weirdo was giggling to himself).

My team was gathering in front of the relatively new Keste (Neapolitan dialect for "This is it!") Pizza & Vino, all eagerly awaiting our turn to taste one of Roberto Caporuscio's neapolitan masterpieces in the classic tradition.  Born and raised on a dairy farm an hour from Napoli, it was in the classic city where he studied with the masters as he honed his craft.



Waiting on the sidewalk for a table before even perusing the menu (who am I kidding, I'd already practically memorized it online), I was immediately struck by the profound humility and gratitude with which co-owner, Rosario Procino wove in and out of the crowd.  While he kissed babies, and thanked each and every one of us for waiting patiently, he passed around slices of the battilocchio del giorno (essentially rectangular appetizer pizza), which today involved a garlicky & creamy eggplant tapenade, with pockets of mascarpone cheese and mozzarella di bufala (my stomach honestly just growled as I typed those words and inserted the photograph).  Glancing across the street, I saw absolutely no sign  of the head coach at John's rallying his fans.  They glared at us, bitter, hungry, and without a leader.


Our coach wasn't using his pie to lure in crowds.  He was offering it to those of us on the waiting list as a gift to say thank you for waiting... it's gonna be worth each and every second.



After only 20 minutes, I was seated near the front window.  At the table immediately to my right,  a young and gorgeous Italian couple bantered with the waiter in their native tongue.  Though I felt inferior not being able to share in this musical language to discuss my order, he must have sensed it, and smiled immediately and came over.  When I shared which pizza I had been contemplating, and asked if it was a good choice, he lowered his own head to my eye level and spoke to me like he knew an ancient secret that I was about to discover... "Eet will change-ah your li-fuh..." Then he winked, and was gone.


It is told that the first Pizza Margherita was made in 1889 by a local baker named Esposito, in honor of a visit to Naples by the Queen of Italy, Queen Margherita.  Though flatbreads were not particularly new, the patriotic addition of tomato, cheese, and basil as a tribute to the Italian flag gave the world its first pizza.  It is in that same classic tradition that Keste now offers its pies.

You may be fan of any number of different pizza styles.  But I maintain the same philosophy on pizza that I do on music.  While I may not always listen to classical concertos as my preferred playlist on my iPod, it's not until you have an understanding of the classics, basic music theory and history, that you can fully appreciate or even understand the developments and genres that have evolved over the years.  Similarly, while I do love a New York pie just as much as someone might prefer rock and roll to Beethoven, there's no debate that the latter evolved from the previous.

Sound silly?  Try a pie at Keste and see what I mean.  You can literally taste the history, the beauty of a few simple, fresh ingredients, and the classic foundation from which later pies were born.  When you've finished devouring that pie (which won't take long at all), treat yourself to the panna cotta (baked cream).  It's the first I've ever really loved.  It was sublimely smooth with an exquisite essence of vanilla bean, drizzled with a delicious house chocolate sauce...


Keste Pizza & Vino on Urbanspoon

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Grimaldi's
19 Old Fulton St., Brooklyn


If you are seeking the quintessential New York City day, a trip to Grimaldi's under the Brooklyn bridge is nearly impossible to beat.  While many pizza enthusiasts recommend walking over the bridge to Brooklyn for one of these famous pies, I have a better suggestion.  Hop on the subway into Brooklyn, enjoy a pizza and a Brooklyn lager, then walk back from Brooklyn into Manhattan.  Not only will you burn off some of the calories, but doesn't it make more sense to have the Manhattan skyline unfold in front of you, rather than at your back?


While Grimaldi's is notorious for its long lines, the pizza gods were smiling on us, and we were seated immediately.  Though it may be tempting to stare at the menu and dream up various combinations, it isn't going to help your pie come any faster.  These people are serious pizza-makers, and they mean business. If you look like you are still even remotely contemplating, they won't even blink your direction as they fly past your table.


We kicked off our meal with an antipasto platter of house-made mozzarella, salami, roasted red peppers, and jumbo olives, accompanied by garlic crostini.


While each component was ridiculously fresh, and enjoyable alone, I couldn't help but stack these delicious bites that packed together all of the flavors and textures.  The ultimate palate teaser.


We ordered the extra mozzarella pie, and I am going to cut to the chase.  Though the neapolitan pizza at Keste´ wins the award for my current favorite pie, when it comes to a classic New York style pizza, Grimaldi's blows the competition out of the water.


Do you see that?!?  I've come to regard the Grimaldi pie as the van Gogh of New York pizzas.  The colors, as well as the flavors swirl together in glorious harmony.  See how the cheese and sauce dance away from each other and then back together like little wisps of cirrus clouds?  You cannot tell precisely where the sauce begins, where the crust emerges, or where the mozzarella stops.  This pizza was astounding.  And the flavors on the tongue were just as magical as the painting on the pie.

I have tried and tried to pinpoint exactly what makes this pie so perfect.  Maybe it's because they place the cheese directly onto the crust first, and then add the sauce and other toppings, allowing the cheese to literally hug the dough, rather than slip across it in an avalanche when you lift the first slice.  Maybe it's their own special recipe for the cheese and sauce, or the wooden crates in which they store their pillows of dough.  Who knows?  Who cares!  Whatever it is, it most certainly works.

Be sure to take a trip to the restroom for the prime orchestra seating to the show.  As you wait to powder your nose, you have the honor of watching the chefs give birth to the pizza, from fluffy dough to the final glorious pie emerging from the fiery coal oven, literally alive, steaming several feet into the air.

They even claim to have a water chemist regularly check their systems to ensure ultimate consistency in each and every pizza that spills from the hearth.


Did I mention that they forever ruined cannoli for me?  These fried-pastry tubes filled with a light, sweetened ricotta and dipped in chocolate sprinkles with a dusting of confectioner's sugar are prepared to order.  Never again can I order a connolo (the little-known singular form of the word) from a bakery, where often the crispiness of the crust is compromised by mass-filling.  The Grimaldi's cannoli are superior.

 

Following our meal from heaven, we walked around the block to let our tummies settle before walking across the bridge.  Even if you are bursting at the seams, at least select a few truffles for the road from Jacques Torres at 66 Water St.  We found just enough room for the Fonseca Bin 27 port wine truffle, a champagne kiss, as well as a menage a trois (chef's secret truffle of three mystery ingredients, though we did correctly identify saffron).  Exquisite fine chocolates at their best.


Needless to say, we were certainly ready for a stroll back into the city.  Probably the most magnificent way to see the Big Apple, from the dense stacking of skyscrapers on the southern tip to the scattering of towers reaching hundreds of blocks to the North, a breathtaking way to walk off an incredible meal and wrap up the perfect New York City day.

Grimaldi's Pizzeria on Urbanspoon

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Denino's Pizza Place
524 Port Richmond Ave, Staten Island


My lengthiest excursion led me across the bay to Staten Island to Denino's Pizza Place.  Though several websites suggested an express bus to the pizzeria, I have always regarded a free trip on the Staten Island Ferry as one of my ultimate favorite New York experiences; and I try to take the journey several times a year.  Upon boarding, everyone frantically scurries toward the front of the boat. I suppose it's somehow Darwinian and human nature to race to the head of the pack.  Not me.  I stay at the back of the boat, and grab a bench knowing that within moments of departure, everyone else will soon learn what I already know.  The best views in the first part of the half-hour trip are watching Manhattan shrink behind you in the wake of the ferry.


Look how closely we passed by the Statue of Liberty, without paying a cent for one of those tours.


Although I love creating my own New York soundtrack with my iPod and earphones, on the ferry you will hear every language imaginable, a cacaphony somewhat often hard to resist.  There's even a snack bar onboard where you can grab a popcorn, hot dog, or even a Heineken.  Because I knew I would devouring more pizza momentarily, I refrained today (where's that willpower when I should be resisting a second or third slice of pizza?!)


As you approach Staten Island, find your way toward the top of the ferry for public transportation, and the lower level if being picked up by a car.  If you don't happen to have a friend who lives on Staten Island, you can take the S44 bus from the St. George Ferry Station all the way to Hooker Place (I'll leave it up to you to decide if the neighborhood befits the street name).


I stepped inside with my friend Dennis, a local, who laughed at my instant reaction.  Were we in a moose lodge?  The men bellied up at the bar with whiskey and beer flinched momentarily at my bright orange fleece, then returned their gaze to the televisions at either end of the bar.

We walked past the juke box and found a booth in the dining room, and ordered a pitcher of Coke.  When the pitcher and two itty bitty glasses came, along with two paper plates and a set of dime store silverware, I thought I might hyperventilate from excitement (yeh, don't even try to cut your pizza; these knives couldn't kill a stick of butter).  It felt just like I was on an elementary school field trip.



Though Dennis convinced me not to bogart the juke box with a playlist of Britney, Miley, and Lady GaGa, I couldn't help but get excited.  If the pizza was even half as serious as the no frills restaurant, the hard core clientele, or the roller derby waitress, I knew I was about to fall in love with this place.

"B-RAD...are you kidding?" Dennis looked mortified.  I looked behind me, but didn't see the cause for such concern,  "You really wore a Red Sox hat to a bar in Staten Island?  Are you trying to get us killed?!?"

At that precise moment, my roommate called me.  As if it weren't bad enough that I was wearing a neon fleece and Red Sox hat, now the ringtone I had assigned to my roommate was crooning Celine Dion's "Taking Chances" at full ringer volume across the otherwise silent dining room.  When the pizza finally arrived, we were both dove in like kamikaze pilots, as if the sauce held some antidote to dull my sticking out like a sore thumb.


I include Denino's in the list of my favorites for two reasons: the trip there is wonderful, and the crust is somewhat freakishly out of this world.  Though I prefer the pillowy pockets of a neapolitan pie, if you like a crisp crust, this has to be the crispest this side of the Mississippi.

I will not, however, recommend a margarita pie.  It was alright, but the sauce is more of a tomato paste, and the buffalo mozzarella didn't really work any wonders.  What did work, however, was the M.O.R. pizza (meatballs, onions, and ricotta).  Here, the pie came together gloriously.  But again, I include this pizza for the crust-lovers in my life.  If you want a semolina-dusted crust that is still 1/4 of an inch thick, yet snaps with every bite, this will be your own personal heaven.  Their pizza boxes sum it up...


Baffled, I asked the waitress if they crisp the crust just a little before adding the sauce and toppings.  "Nope," she replied, "we just have a great recipe and some incredibly hot ovens..."


Denino's Pizzeria Tavern on Urbanspoon
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For my next blog post, I'm debating between 50 Best Sources of Fiber OR Top 20 NYC Gyms... ;o)



Friday, March 5, 2010

Gettin' pickled at Sweet Afton

There are some strange phobias in the world.  I mean, really far out weird ones...  Sure, you've heard of the common fears, such as heights, darkness, flying, creepy crawlies, storms, water, and public speaking.  Have you heard of Arachibutyrophobia?  It's the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.  I tremble even typing the word cibophobia, which is the fear of food.  Simply unfathomable.

One of my dearest friends, David, is haunted by what I consider to be one of the stranger of the freaky phobias.  He suffers from Tristadekaphobia, a fear of pickles.   I don't mean a simple aversion to pickles.  No,  a legitimate crippling fear of pickles.  He cannot see them, smell them, and certainly never taste them, without tragic effects.  If a sandwich is delivered with a spear, wedge, or slice, it is immediately sent back to the kitchen unless a friend promptly transfers it to his own plate.


When David first opened up to me about his phobia, I couldn't resist calling his bluff.  I purchased a rather hearty gherkin from the bodega, and upon arriving at the piano bar where our friends had gathered, inconspicuously slipped the green giant to our waitress, and whispered, "can you put this in a pint glass, and give it to the guy over there in the argyle cardigan when you deliver his drink?"  She snickered, but played along.


When his gimlet was followed by a pickle pint, I was appalled by his reaction.  Before it even hit the table, he leapt from his chair, and stormed out of the bar.  The pickle had literally evoked fear and anger. David hadn't been kidding me.  He was actually afraid of pickles!  Sound absurd?  Watch the following clip from Maury Povich...


That having been said, this past week my dear friend finally faced his fear.  I do not exaggerate when I tell you that it took nothing short of a miracle.  That miracle was Sweet Afton, one of the newest additions to the Astoria scene, and quite possibly one of my favorite pubs anywhere in any of the five boroughs.


Only open since late last summer, Sweet Afton already buzzes like a longtime favorite neighborhood watering hole.  Created by the owners of Wilfie & Nell in the West Village, Sweet Afton simply hits the mark from every angle.  The pub is named partially after a poem about the Afton Water in Scotland, written and set to music by Robert Burns (performed below by Nickel Creek, featuring images of the actual Aftom Water).


Coincidentally, Sweet Aftons were also a brand of Irish cigarettes... which is only appropriate, considering the previous manifestation of this Astoria location was a tobacconist.


Upon entering, don't wait for a hostess to escort you (although the extremely welcoming staff will help you find a suitable spot to settle if you ask them).  There are no reservations, no formal waiting list, and primarily communal seating.  We were immediately struck by the decor of exposed brick, minimal exposed dim light bulbs, all reclaimed wood, a bar that runs the span of most of the front room (yes, they have a back dining room and patio, as well), but best of all... no televisions.  Truly a place to gather with old friends and meet new ones without distractions.

The 2009 Best of Astoria Awards gave Sweet Afton top honors in three categories: Best Bar Food, Best Looking Staff, and Best New Addition.  It was literally a combination of all three that led to the initial stages of David's recovery.

We first sat a table in the back dining room for dinner, and instantly developed a crush on our waitress.  She was supermodel stunning, sweet, sincere, helpful, and clearly loves her job at Sweet Afton.


The menu is extremely simple, and is built from ingredients sourced entirely from local purveyors.  Other than the cheese plate (at a whopping $12), nothing on the menu is more than $8!!!  We started with the Irish Sausage Rolls, which were three hearty and tender sausages baked in a flaky, buttery pastry, accompanied by HP sauce (known as brown sauce in the UK).  Both David and I agreed that these blew any other pigs-in-a-blanket entirely out of the water.  We came back for them the next night, as a matter of fact...


Next, we enjoyed an absolutely divine Mac & Cheese with doubled smoked Brooklyn bacon.  It was a cast iron skillet of macaroni blanketed in Irish cheddar, Muenster, and Gruyere (from Murray's Cheese Shop on the Lower East Side).


For the following course, we shared a Sweet Afton burger on country white bun... and yes, David absolutely squirmed at the pickles, which I had to immediately remove and hide from sight.


You can tell from the photo just how fresh and perfect each component was...  It was, hands down, the best pub food we have enjoyed in awhile.  And the hand cut french fries with malt vinegar would be nearly impossible to improve.


We settled our tab, but had fallen so in love with our newest discovery that we weren't quite yet ready to part ways.  Two seats had opened at the bar, and so we plopped down for a post-grub pint.  That's when we met the bartender.  I previously mentioned that we were already infatuated with our waitress, and now we were in a conundrum, as our bartender was one of the most handsome, kind, and simply sexy guys we have met (and that's a word I don't really use to describe men).

He asked if we needed menus, and we explained that we had just enjoyed the food, but simply wanted to wash it down.

"Oh, did you love the fried pickles?"

David and I laughed, but sparing him any embarrassment of explanation, we simply said we hadn't tried them.

"Well, then you absolutely have to try the pickle back shot!"

Upon noticing that David had neither flinched nor flown from the bar, I decided to seize the opportunity.

"You really recommend it?" I asked.

"Oh, yeh... I thought I'd hate it, but it's my absolute favorite...  You have to try it."

He smiled, we melted, and well...


That's a shot of whiskey with a chaser of spiced pickle juice from McClure's Pickles in Brooklyn.  And though David didn't order a second round of shots, he did finish the one... and without too much of a fuss.

"Let's go for it," I laughed.  "Give us an order of the fried pickles!"


While we waited for the basket of beer-battered pickle slices, I sent text messages to all of our friends, and even proclaimed the miracle on my Facebook status update.  Anyone who knew David in any capacity most certainly knew of his phobia, and would be shocked beyond belief by the news.

To David's credit, he did try one fried pickle (they were absolutely delicious, salty, and smoky).  While neither I nor the dreamy bartender could convince him to try the Dirty Pickle Martini, I was immeasurably proud of his growth that night (though I most wholeheartedly recommend the martini, which David at least tasted).


It sounds corny, but when it was time to leave we had shared some incredible pub food, delicious drinks, and felt like we had really discovered an Astoria gem.  And it hadn't cost us very much at all.  We thanked the bartender, and went back to find the waitress to say goodbye, where we found her rolling silverware.  

Over the span of a few hours and only a few drinks, not only had David tried a pickle for the first time, but he loved the service so much that he was voluntarily helping with the sidework!


A truly unique and welcome addition to the neighborhood, Sweet Afton is located at the corner of 30th Ave and 34th St a few blocks off of the N or W train.

Sweet Afton on Urbanspoon

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Crave Shack's Doughnut Bacon Cheeseburger

If upon reading this post title you experienced mild arrhythmia and rubbed your eyes, no, you didn't misread.  It does say doughnut bacon cheeseburger.  And you can order it, for real, at Crave Shack.


It would seem that Paula Deen has landed in Astoria, right in the middle of Steinway Street's Little Egypt.  The developers obviously noted the success of Danny Meyer's Shake Shack (the store front is even a frightening doppelganger), with not much to parallel it in Queens -- save for the Shake Shack at Citi Field (accessible exclusively to ticket holders).

Only open since Friday, Crave Shack sits buried between hookah bars, shish kebob and falafel counters, down the street from a large mosque.  I distinctly recall a time when I first moved to New York City in 2003 and lived in middle of Little Egypt, and a younger, extremely distraught, more sheltered version of me called my mother in hysterics.

"Mom... oh, mom... I knew that New York was more liberal, but people are literally smoking bongs on the sidewalk.  I mean, I knew there would be drugs here, but the police just drive by as if nothing's wrong!!!"

Mom lovingly chuckled, and managed to amaze me by bursting my naive bubble with yet another important cultural lesson...over the phone.  "Honey, those aren't marijuana bongs, and you don't live in a drug den. They're called hookahs, and they're popular Middle Eastern water pipes for tobacco."

How on earth did she know that?


Above is an example of just one of the several delis along the block, where you can grab paper towels, diapers, detergent, and hookahs all in one stop.

Although you won't find hookahs at the Crave Shack, or even kofta or hummus, they do honor the culture of the neighborhood.  The menu claims they use only the highest quality halal (meaning permissible according to Islamic law) meat.  That also means no pork products are served.  Even the hot dogs are beef, and the bacon is turkey, and all prepared in the name of Allah.



While the Crave Shack has avoided anything considered haraam (forbidden by Quranic law), they've developed a rather extensive menu of allowable cravings.


The Crave Dough-You-Nut is a 1/4 lb beef burger topped with cheddar, turkey bacon, and crave sauce (reminiscent of a russian dressing similar to what you might find on a Big Mac or In-N-Out Animal-style burger).  And it's all sandwiched between a glazed doughnut that has been sliced and grilled.  If you can get past everything your brain is screaming about how wrong this is, your mouth and stomach will find that it actually tastes deliciously right.  Talk about the ultimate balance of sweet and savory.  It was definitely the most enjoyable item we tried on the menu.

Before I get extensive emails about the dietary implications of a doughnut burger, rest assured I won't be making it a daily meal.  Furthermore, it's certainly nothing new.  It seems, in fact, that this sandwich has been conceived many times before.  For instance, the following clip of the woman I like to think of as my fairy godmother...


Ordinarily called a Luther Burger, urban legend claims that it was actually named after Luther Vandross, who allegedly loved the sandwich (and possibly even invented it).  I would probably be remiss not to note that he did suffer from both diabetes and hypertension, and suffered a fatal stroke.

But dangit, did it taste delicious.

Crave Shack's burgers, hot dogs, and chicken sandwiches are available in a variety of other preparations.  The cheeseburger itself was delicious, even in the shadow of its confectionary counterpart.  My roommate went for a classic, with a side of cheese fries.  The fries were absolutely delicious.


The buffalo wings were large, meaty, and wonderfully crispy.  We tried them in honey barbecue (which I do recommend), but you can toss them in various degrees of hotness.


As you can probably deduce from the images of the dining room, the joint wasn't exactly jumpin'.  But not because of the menu or dining room, which was immaculate and extremely comfortable.  Service was friendly, though somewhat slow (they obviously hadn't staffed for three hungry boys who were ordering half the menu), but I was quite content to wait, as I observed that nothing was prepped in advance, and our food was grilled to order.  I always find an exposed kitchen comforting, as I can actually assess the cooking conditions before the food touches my mouth. 

Though I will certainly return again to try the salmon filet sandwich, sliders, and milkshakes, the only item that furrowed our eyebrows was the nachos.  The chips were upsettingly stale (and I mean chip-a-tooth stale), and while I'm up for trying new things, the green pepper-carrot blend in the refried beans didn't exactly do it for me. 


They obviously have a few details to iron out after having only been open less than a week. Though Bareburger remains my absolute favorite burger in Astoria, Crave Shack burgers are genuinely delicious, and a pretty close second (ringing in at $4.50 for a classic cheeseburger), and literally half the price of the Bareburger ($8.95 for a cheeseburger). 

The Crave Minis at $5.25 may just be the best deal anywhere.  The bun is grilled, yet soft and delicious.  The tomatoes and onions are sliced paper thin, and the crave sauce seals it all together.  And these minis are not exactly mini.  Definitely a winning combination... Plus Crave Shack is open until 2 am every day!


Crave Shack

Neverland Lost, A Portrait of Michael Jackson

I presume this may come as a wee bit of a shock to many readers, but the world of fashion has never exactly been my playground.  Do I appreciate a well-coiffed dame or a dapperly clad gentleman?  Most certainly.  But my idea of diversifying my wardrobe is ordering the same Gap.com polo in varying hues.  Most recently, for instance, I am pleased to share that I purchased 3 long sleeve knit polos... in charcoal gray, heather gray, and slate gray (my refined sensibility is profoundly subtle).

I mention this because, ironically, fate has dropped me smack dab in the middle of the runway of many people who make a living in fashion photography.  While it's a realm in which I have very little knowledge or expertise, photography itself certainly harbors a great deal of intrigue for me.


Despite the fairly common conception that fashion and photography can be materialistic, pretentious, and exclusive (especially in New York City), my ex introduced me to some of the most talented and acclaimed artists in the field who personify quite the opposite traits.  The one photographer who, beyond doubt, made the greatest personal impression on me is Henry Leutwyler (each of his images in this post link to his website; mine link  elsewhere).


To solely credit him as a fashion photographer would be a great disservice, however, because after browsing his website for even just a moment, it becomes immediately apparent that Henry Luetwyler is a jack of all genres.


I have had the extreme privilege of dining with Henry and his family on numerous occasions.  Though he has shot for Vogue, New York Times Magazine, Fortune, Esquire, and captured portraits of some of the world's most powerful and influential men and women, you will find behind it all a man of unprecedented humility, gentleness, and warmth... and extreme generosity of spirit.

One of my fondest experiences with Henry Leutwyler involved him introducing me to Takahachi Japanese restaurant in Tribeca (with a second location in the East Village).  While he and his breathtaking, hilarious, and charming wife guided D and I through a flawless sushi dinner ending with green tea mille crepes, the highlight of my night was getting to know his two gorgeous children, with whom I hit it off as soon as I ordered the Hannah Montana roll (salmon, blueberry, dijon mustard, and gold leafing) and then shared the Sponge Bob plate with his son.


Needless to say, when I learned that Henry's newest book is being released later this spring, I couldn't wait to order a copy.  Some of my very favorites of his images are his still life photographs.  His immaculate ability to bring to life inanimate artifacts such as Elvis or John Lennon's glasses fascinates me beyond words.  So when I discovered that he had been granted access to catalog some of the most prized possessions of the King of Pop, I knew he had a winning book on his hands.


According to Amazon.com, Neverland Lost, A Portrait of Michael Jackson presents a "record of the contents of the late Michael Jackson's famous Peter Pan paradise at the Neverland Ranch, in Santa Barbara, California. Leutwyler gained privileged access to Jackson's possessions when they were due to be auctioned off (but were eventually withdrawn), shortly before Jackson's death on June 25, 2009. Creating incredible taxonomies of Jackson's huge array of possessions, as they were briefly exhibited at the Ranch, Leutwyler subjects these items to a degree of scrutiny that makes the viewer feel she or he could slip on one of those iconic spangly gloves. It is of course Jackson's performance accessories-the accessories by which he was instantly identifiable to all, such as the gloves, the hats and shoes-that leap out of this fascinating volume. Laying bare the components and props of the Michael Jackson myth, these photographs create a strange and fantastical visual story of 'The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up,' at the moment he was forced to leave Neverland."


Copies are already available for pre-order now.
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